SONGS ABOUT FUCKING m4w
I was going to pull down my pants and expose my modestly average erection or some tastefully blurry flirtatious shots of my hard-on bursting through my piss and cheeto-stained sweatpants competing with the cascading avalanche of subcutaneous fat rolls from my upper torso. But I figured Casual Encounters was so saturated with that kind of material as it was that I felt like a change of scenery could do us all some good. So Ill only provide those images upon request.
Though no dick-pics as an introduction, I am no less desperate for sex I havent had it in well over a year now, so be fully prepared to be disappointed, probably a situation where I apologize needlessly and excessively for premature ejaculating over your carpet JUST KIDDING! my dick is comatose and will likely remain limp; Im also a eunuch. But I love giving head also, so it all evens out not really, but whatever.
I look like the typical male that would be looking for sex with strangers on the internet, whilst bemoaning their desperation to all that may be willing to listen Im shorter than average, have looks similar to a Arbus subject or maybe the from Eraserhead, all growed up, and with a 10 dollar a week crisco addiction.
Looking for someone to get drunk with whom I can ideally connect with in some way. Friends with benefits, ideally. Intelligence, and sense of humor from you are great. Other that I dont really care if youre huffing VCR Headcleaner when I come to your place or you to mine, or wherever we meet, etc., as long as you are willing to share. Ill bring the paper bags and rubber cement.
If you havent considered offing yourself at any part of this missive dont be afraid to message me with some information and/or a picture possibly and Ill send you a pathetiy airbrushed photo of myself in return along with some abstract architectural designs I generated on the back of an EatNPark menu during an extraordinarily rough epileptic episode. Well see where it goes from there.