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I can read your mind. You are saying: "Wow, this is cooler than David Hasselhoff in Germany"
That would not be the first time I've had women throw themselves at my Fort of Desire. But I'm not just a pretty Fort. I have feelings too. I’m not simply looking for a ‘hookup.’ Women, that’s all they think about these days... ;-)
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