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fighting boredom I'm looking for an attractive lady woman wants nsa Staplehurst Nebraska to hang out with tonight. I'm bored and figure some mutual company would be entertaining. No pressure for anything more than company, unless you want.

Handsome Nerd Is there such a thing as a handsome nerd? I love the brawn and i love the brains ideally i would like both in one package. Please please please be between the ages of 28 and 40. No married men, one night stands or fwbs.
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Looking for Friends m4w I am NOT interested in no strings attached or a one night stand, I would like to someone to chat with, text with (not sexting ), email with, talk to on , hang out with, or go out and do things with.
I am 33, I rarely drink, I don't do drugs, and I rarely smoke. I enjoy hiking, photography, shooting pool, hanging in or hanging out just to name a few things. I like most kinds of movies. I am just looking to make some new friends.
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Explosive? Oh hell yes! m4w What I want is to make a connection To have that spark happen when intelligent conversation and flirting are mixed together with the rush of meeting somebody new. BOOM! Explosive? Oh hell yes! I love it! I get bored as hell at work because I do the same thing over and over. Sometimes the only thing that keeps me out of the loony bin is that spark Texting, IM, talking on the phone Hell it could be smoke signals (no, not THAT kind of smoke), carrier pigeons, or bongo drums and Id still enjoy it. Eventually we would meet just to further that connection, but Im in no hurry to hook up, date, or even meet for an ice cream sundae at a church social. Im also not looking to change my situation or anybody elses.
No, Im not Gods Gift to Women .Far from it in fact. What I am is a 50 year old, intelligent, educated, and self-confident professional MWM, with a truly wicked sense of humor and a flair for the erotic thats no longer appreciated at home. Im seeking synergy and resonance with the right lady.
So lets talk about you: A woman (sorry guys, nothing personal, I just dont swing that way), 40-60 (the age is just a suggestion because were likely to have more in common but if youre under 40 or over 60 and you think youre up for the challenge, then by all means). Race, looks, religion, occupation, ethnicity, politics, astrological sign, blood type, favorite football team, etc. etc. are unimportant. Marital status thats an interesting one. I prefer you to be married or divorced as (again) Im not looking to change my situation or anybody elses. But, as with the age, if you think youre up for it, then by all means.
What I DO want is:
A.) A woman who has a sense of humor as warped and irreverent as mine (aka you can laugh at almost anything).
B.) A woman who doesnt need me to the conversation all the time (aka isnt afraid to speak her mind).
C.) A woman with something going on upstairs (aka you know what synergy and resonance mean or at least youre motivated enough to crack the dictionary).
D.) Youre a fan of flirting and of being flirted with.
Still with me? Excellent. Crack that dictionary (if needed), look up synergy, and drop me a line ;)