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Pshyaw! Lets get the basic stuff out of the way! is the name ( me anything else and my entire universe will crumble) :D I am 5'14" (See what I did there?!) I have Piercings! I have Tats! I AM a recovering addict (yup, I actually grew up!) I LOVE music, when we meet, over time you will see it. My ALL time favorite band is HANDS DOWN Brand New. I have a very broad taste in music, but I hate country and yodeling. I am fixed, so I can't have . Frankly, I don't want any. I am also STD free! I am employed! I have a car with working A/C (whaaaaaaat?!) Ready for this one...? Wait for it Wait a little more Aaaaaaand I DON'T LIVE WITH MY PARENTS! (I know, you can't not reply now!) I do however have 2 roomies. They are cool and will give us privacy. Now for the fun details I don't snore! (whaaaaaaat?!) I will open doors for you (my parents raised a respectful man) I have moments where I am silly (very :P) I am incredibly clumsy! Like. . . You will get some good laughs. I like giving massages If you happen to talk to my buddy from back home, he WILL tell you I have a foot fetish. This is false. But he will insist I do haha. I am a giver! I have moments where when I am driving and I want to hear something louder, I will turn it up. . . A lot. Haha! I love energy drinks! I only drink one a day on average, and on very instances I will drink 2. But that is actually My aspiration in life is not or fortune, it is to change one persons life for the better and not know until I am on my death bed (why wait until then? Cause I wont stop :D) I love giving random strangers to make them smile I always smell good (and I strive for it) I wear glasses! (and sometimes contacts) I am originally from a big city so I don't have the small town mentality yet haha. I love cuddling! Now, what am I looking for Don't be a skank (I want a lady who has dignity) Please don't have a kid (like I said, I don't want one) Be fun and have a good sense of humor! (I would love it if I didn't always fall asleep in your presence :D) Be fit! (I am not into women, sorry) Be please! (I am, so I would hope you can return the favor) Don't be a flake! I genuinely want to meet someone Enjoy ! I laugh all the time :D Enjoy the little things in life, don't get too focused on the big stuff. P.S. If some of you people who like to look through these and laugh at how pathetic we are and aren't single, but have an attractive friend that is that juuuuust so happens to meet my qualifications please pass the word! :P I think that's about it! Now, as you can see, there are of me and myself. I request that you include some in your reply or I will NOT reply. I will also not reply if you aren't my type. Throw your favorite color in the subject so I know you aren't spam please.

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