joke-writing for boring people m4w
yippppeeeeeeeeee!
I have started to realize, I may be bored in life.
I am a cool guy. I am employed, love my job.
I just don't reach out and make the sexy swingers wants horny fucking adult video chat connections I used to.
I no longer have roommates, so I don't meet the random people.
I am bored. Looking for a friend. I like comedy, surreal goofiness.
I'm a smart guy, too much into my own head.
I have a big, empty, quiet house. I like Caveh Zahedi movies, Terence McKenna books,
bad jokes. I enjoy awkward pauses quite a bit too. Silence is cool too.
I truly miss you
Someone earlier said: I don't do this, but I need all sexy swingers wants horny fucking adult video chat the luck I can get! Sorry.
~Me too!
You opened it. Good luck. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00 pm to 4:40 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Tonight at midnight they will remember how much they loved you. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow, a good one. If you break the chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 2 years. Karma. If there is someone you once loved, or still do, and cant get them out of your mind, re-post this in another city within the next 5 minutes. It's amazing how it works.If you truly miss someone, a past love, and can't seem to get them off your mind....then re-post this titled as " I Truly Do Miss You"
Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Don't break this, for tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you and something great will happen to you tomorrow.
Karma.If there is someone you loved, or still do and can't get them out of your mind, re-post this in another city. Tonight they will remember how they loved you as well. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow