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I'm an ***hole. I won't open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I'm a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.
I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.
Also I don't do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won't sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don't want you to know where I live).
OK girls, waiting for your emails. . .go
practices to dating and trying to circumvent them is just being flat out lazy and being one of these people who "Want to beat the system." But the system is the way it is because it's worked for so. Let me give you an example of people who try to circumvent the system: On-line dating. These people get to know each other without involving the physical for weeks, sometimes a month at a time. They already build connections then decide to go out on dates. You know what I've heard happens often and sometimes quite often? There is barely any physical attraction on the first meeting. Or they have to get adjusted to the physical aspect of the relationship. So in this process? You're going to get a lot of people who are going to tell you to fuck off when you start asking questions like a God damn private investigator.
Wanting to find a girl who would like to hang out today
Single,descent,Italian guy,-5,9-165lbs would like to find a cool down to earth girl who would like to hangout today.I,m not into thick girls-- sorry.A fun sweet country girl would be cool.If interested send a of yourself
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Random C-list poster has appeared. What will C-list responder do? Throw Bait- You get the reference and/or tell me how awesome I am and that you want to be friends. I'm happy. Throw Rock- You don't get the reference or you're a flamer and tell me how lame I am. I'm angry, will run away. C-List Ball- You think you're so awesome sauce that you don't even need to bait me. You just tell me, "Hey you! We're pals now! Deal with it." Who knows what I'll do? Run- Press the back button. I won't even know you were there.
Jesus
So I'm not looking for Jesus. I've already found him. But I would like to meet a guy that loves Jesus.
I'm a 20 year old divorced housewives ready sex encounters fast dating college student. 5'10. blonde hair and green eyes. I'm about average with some curves but I'm not obese by any means. I'll tell you more if you do possibly.
Tell me about yourself. Don't just send a pic. But I will send a pic for a pic. Also be around my age. 20-26. Thanks.