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There is no exception to the manipulative portion. 2. Weight: Women are dealt all the cards in the dating game. However, they always have to contend with the joker - weight. Not every man is looking for a Paris ; in fact most men think she looks like a boy. However, most men prefer women that aren't fed. That doesn't mean that BBWs can't find a guy, there is someone for everyone. Just be honest. How hard is just saying height and weight? Cut the athletic build, curves in the right places crap. Most women like tall guys, most men like slender women - deal with it. Special to those of you that want to cite average weight figures: America has an obesity problem. 3. Maturity: "Looking for someone mature, age 22 to 26". If you don't see the humor in that statement, please simply say: "Looking for someone that can me at ." 4. Maturity Part II: If you are looking for someone that is mature, it probably is not a good idea to post that you enjoy drinking beers, playing pool and watching the Bears, , Sox etc. Mature men are looking for a woman not a buddy. Please the use of the word "probably". In any other city woman wants real sex Amenia New York this would be a hard rule but Chicago is a different kind of town. 5. Age: There are some women looking for a father figure and there are some Mrs. . No problem. I hope they find who they are looking for. However, generally women are looking for a guy that is a few years older than them and men vice versa. There are many logical reasons for this preferred age range. Unfortunately, this does not change when you get older. When you were 21, you were looking for someone 22 to 27. Now that you are 35, as painful as it may be to admit your age range might include some men in their 40s, you will have much better luck than if you try to magiy roll back father time by looking for a 27 to 34 year old. 6. Education: Ok, I understand using education as a barometer of intelligence and success but don't forget you are excluding the Gates of the world. Know anyone that has multiple degrees and is a moron? I do. 7. Clichs: At some point in time, a prehistoric women picked up a piece of flint and scrawled "Looking for a partner in " or "soul mate" or "boyfriend applications accepted". She was original. In the vernacular of the internet: you be too. 8. Clichs Part II: You like good food and love to laugh. What a change of ! Men get so tired of women that like moldy bread and want someone to make them . Like to travel? Great, I have to leave for LA in the morning and then take the red eye back to Chicago will you go for me? The ultimate in clichs: "Are you man enough to handle me"? No! 9. Clichs Part III: "You won't be disappointed". Great, my search for a universal truth is over. 10. The laundry list: paragraphs of what you want and not a word about yourself. Please get your cat from a shelter. 11. without will be deleted: In a perfect world this would be a reasonable statement. However, the world is not perfect and that intelligent, professional guy that you are looking for just may not want his on the internet. There are some of us that aren't attached or have anything to hide but we really don't want to send a to a co-worker or assistant. Or find our on the . You want to be friends first, right? So if there isn't any chemistry (a misnomer) what have you lost? I personally think women should feel the same way about their . 12. Single moms: There are a lot of stepfathers in the world - good stepfathers. Having a doesn't freak every guy out. 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