OK, I will admit, I started out with a short list of traits I was seeking but somehow it turned into this excessive list. (BTW, I am the geeky type, building websites for a living which is why this is formatted so nicely. Hey, at least you know I have a job.)
I am afraid that I went off on a little bit of a rant, so if you are the easily offended type, you might want to go on to the next ad. I will say, I had a blast writing this and if you do respond, you are the type of person I am seeking.
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Why |
| Christian |
If you haven't figured out by now that an inanimate object or some ethereal, man made god is not going to help you, we will not get along. |
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| Not easily offended |
If you read through this and go, "gosh, he just has too many demands" or "he is looking for the perfect girl" then we probably would not get along. Everyone out there is looking for that special someone and I just want to find someone compatible. Finding a soul mate beautiful adult wants horny sex dating sites in usa is a life time commitment. It is not like a toy that you can throw away or return if you don't like it. I want to find the right woman and stick with her until the day I die. I made one huge mistake 19 years ago and as dense as I am, I do not want to make another one. |
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| Politiy incorrect |
If you get offended that I tell someone that certain behaviors are wrong (not because I think so but because God thinks so) or that nothing is your fault (i.e. someone else is to blame for your unhappiness), then you and I won't get along. If you want to justify your deviant behaviors or blame everyone else for all your problems in life, find some one else. See Christian and easily offended. |
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| Easy going |
I don't need the stress |
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| Non-smoker |
Kissing an ash tray has never been my idea of fun |
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| No drugs |
If you need drugs to "escape", escape somewhere else. |
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| No drama |
Get a life (See easy going) |
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| Close to my age |
Although the young ones are cute, they haven't yet figured out what life is about. (See Christian if you still need help) |
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| Height/weight proportional |
OK. I am a visually oriented, sucky guy. Sorry. God made us this way. I do not find BBW attractive although a few extra pounds are ok, but 50 is not |
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| No young kids |
I love kids, but I am done raising them. If yours are mid to late teens, that is fine. |
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| Adventurous/risk taker |
Have some fun in life |
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| Positive attitude |
Everything works together for the good of those that love the Lord. Bad things happen, but good comes out of it. Look for the silver lining. (See Christian if you still need help.) |
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| Giving |
We all are selfish to a certain extent, but if it is always all about your wants, your needs, your desires, then we would not make a good team. (See Christian) |
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| Highest moral integrity |
I am not bailing you out of jail. |
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| Outstanding character |
Your behavior is based on what God has written is right and wrong. You live your life to please Him, not some liberal weenie politician/activist. See Christian and politiy incorrect. |
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| High self-esteem |
If you don't know yet that you are loved in God's eyes, you need to get your act together. (See Christian if you still need help.) |
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| Seeking an LTR |
I do not need you getting cold feet. Please do not respond if you are going to not follow through. |
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| Educated |
Prefer college educated but not essential if you are smart. You must to be able to write a coherent sentence. |
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| Technologiy savvy |
If you can't figure out how to send a photo as an attachment, you probably shouldn't own a computer. |
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| Highly Desirable |
Why |
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| Social drinker |
Getting drunk is not my idea of either fun or escape. |
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| Physiy fit |
I want to enjoy doing things with you. See height/weight proportional |
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| Athletic build |
See visually oriented, sucky guy part and physiy fit. |
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| Former tomboy |
I just find this an incredibly attractive personality trait |
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| Uses minimal makeup |
I never liked the look of excessive makeup. |
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| Likes wearing blue jeans |
I am a very casual type. Blue jeans are my idea of dressing up. Not that I don't own ONE suit, but it sits in my closet waiting. Are large lapels out of style yet? |
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| Goofy |
Don't take life too seriously |
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| Sense of humor |
If you aren't laughing at this, get a life. |
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| Entrepreneurial |
I love making money and want a partner in crime. |
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| Icing on the Cake |
Why |
| $$$ Paris Hilton rich $$$ |
Note that I said Paris Hilton rich, NOT Paris Hilton behavior. |
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| Can speak with a Texas accent |
I LOVE Texas accents |
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| Likes to shoot |
I enjoy the sport and would love to have you join me. |
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| Ten years younger than me |
Well, you should still know what life is about at that age. You would also have a higher energy level. On the other hand, you may have younger children. |
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| Drop dead gorgeous |
OK, you don't have to be gorgeous, but there has to be some physical chemistry between us. In fact, I probably would prefer that you weren't gorgeous. Too many issues surrounding that. |
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| Blind |
I am NOT tall, dark and handsome. I have been getting a lot of compliments lately but mostly from gay salesmen who want me to buy something. |
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| Hey, you made it to the end without clicking back in disgust. Well, we may just be compatible. If you do respond, please send a picture and I will reciprocate!
However, if you were offended or of the liberal weenie type, you need not write me and tell me what a jerk I am. (See easily offended) |
Terese
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